Vampires Suck

Comedy, Satire
2.5 stars
Funny but dumb satire that parodies the Twilight series and makes the most of pop culture references. While it starts out a little slow with most of the jokes falling flat, I did laugh out loud several times, especially at the Black Eyes Peas jokes and the dancing werewolves. I have to give kudos to newcomer Jenn Proske who was absolutely spot-on with her embodiment of Kristen Stewart’s bad acting. I hope to see more of her in the future since she obviously has talent. Chris Riggi (Gossip Girl) and Matt Lanter (90210) played Jacob and Edward “Sullen”, respectively. Yes, I loved the renaming of the Cullen family as the “Sullens” and I also loved the ending. Only for Twilight fans (or haters).