Friday, May 27, 2011

The Hangover Part II

Comedy, Raunchy
4 stars
Very funny, very raunchy. This time around, Ed Helms, Bradley Cooper, and Zach Galifianakis wake up in a squalid hotel in Bangkok with no recollection of how they got there, and with Helm’s future brother-in-law missing. The same formula as last time, with some of the same characters making a return visit, so I didn’t find as shockingly original as the first film. It’s very funny though. Part of me thinks it would have been funnier to just watch the entire crazy night enfold rather than just see snippets as they find clues to their whereabouts. Fans of the first film will love this one too.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Adventure
3.5 stars
Cute, but not as good as previous efforts. Johnny Depp reprises his role as Captain Jack Sparrow, this time racing against his nemesis, Geoffrey Rush, as well as the Spanish on a quest to find the Fountain of Youth. Penelope Cruz helps spice up the cast, and I liked the vampire-like mermaids. Mostly, I think the actors were just having a good ole time playing pirates and I just didn’t get caught up in the story as I have with the previous films. Maybe it’s just me, but I had trouble deciphering the thick British accents in the London scenes. As with the last film, there is a very brief final scene after the seemingly endless closing credits. The scene is cute, but not really worth the long wait – there’s plenty of time to visit the restroom and come back to catch it (or you can just ask me and I’ll tell you what happened in the 5 second scene). Of course, the ending is set up for yet another sequel. Only for fans of the previous Pirate films.

Everything Must Go

Drama, Dry
3.5 stars
Good, but a little depressing. Will Ferrell stars as a man who after being fired from his job, comes home to find his belongings strewn about the front lawn and the locks have been changed. Having nowhere to go, he camps out on his front lawn hoping to speak to his now estranged wife. Learning that it is illegal to live on your front lawn, he has a five day yard sale to buy himself some time. There is some dry humor, but mostly he is just a sorry sack with an alcohol problem and it’s kinda depressing to watch. It’s good though.

Monday, May 16, 2011

Priest

Sci-Fi, Action
2 stars
Disappointing. Paul Bettany (Young Victoria, Legion, The Tourist, Da Vinci Code) stars as a “warrior priest” out to save his niece from vampires. The priests somehow possess special powers so they can fight like one-man-vampire-killing-machines. The whole thing was weird. The film takes place in a futuristic world, taken straight out of George Orwells’ 1984, complete with “Big Brother” watching everyone’s movements. Only in this world, instead of being ruled by a corrupt government, they are ruled by “The Church”, this concept taken straight out of The Golden Compass. Even though it’s in the future, the peasants wear medieval style clothes, except those living outside the city among the “Godless Heathens”, those folks dress like the Old West. The vampires look more like slimy monsters with just a mouth for a face, which I am sure I’ve seen in other movies, I think in I Am Number Four, among others. There are other beings called “the Familiars” who are people infected by the vampires, but resemble bald Goths, like from one of those old black and white Dracula films – these Goths can walk in the daylight and protect the vampires while they are sleeping. The leader of these Goths (Karl Urban from 2009’s Star Trek, The Bourne Supremacy) is an infected priest who now dresses like Clint Eastwood. So stupid. And they left it wide open for a sequel. Jim and I both like this genre, but we were both sadly disappointed in this film.

Friday, May 13, 2011

Bridesmaids

Comedy, Slightly Raunchy
4 stars
Very funny –definitely NOT a chick flick - the guys in the theater were laughing even harder than the females. I laughed out loud many, many times though some scenes I found excruciating, such as the bridesmaids’ dueling toasts but, to be fair, the other theater-goers were in stitches. Maya Rudolph appoints best friend Kristen Wiig as her Maid of Honor, which puts Wiig under tremendous stress on top of her bad job situation, bad romance (hilariously with John Hamm) and puts her head to head with Rose Byrne with whom she competes for being the “BFF” of Rudolph. Some jokes didn’t work for me, but I did laugh out loud quite a bit, and as aforementioned, the humor’s a tad raunchy. Funny, funny film.

Thor

Sci-Fi, Action
4 stars


Fun. After being banished from his home planet, stripped of his powers and stranded on Earth, Thor (Chris Hemsworth) searches for his magical hammer with the help of a local scientist, Natalie Portman. Jim and I enjoyed the special effects, costuming and fight scenes. Anthony Hopkins co-stars as Thor’s father, virtual unknown Tom Hiddleston as Thor’s brother, and Stellan Skarsgard (Mama Mia) as Portman’s colleague. Fun movie.

Something Borrowed

Chick Flick, Romance
3.5 stars
Much better than I expected. Ginnifer Goodwin (He’s Just Not That Into You) pines for her best friend’s fiancĂ© (Kate Hudson, and Colin Egglesfield from “All My Children” who looks like a younger, hotter, and much taller version of Tom Cruise). Kate Hudson, as usual, plays a self-centered attention whore who had heartlessly stolen away Egglesfield before Goodwin could make her feelings known to him. John Krasinski co-stars as a life long friend of the two girls. I was afraid this would be another tacky waste of time like Bride Wars, but since the focus was more on Goodwin than Hudson, it seemed to have a lot more heart. I would have liked some steamy flashbacks of a certain one night romance, but even without it was a decent chick flick that thankfully spared us from any raunchiness. Decent chick flick.